This job sucks

PS To those 2-3 people coming here regularly: Sorry for the recent drawing breaks - unfortunately, drawing stickies is still only my hobby and sometimes it's more important to actually earn some money and pay the bills. If you'd like to change my priorities, you just need to send your million bitcoins to:
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Really big dick

And when I grow up...

I've read on the web

Call an ambulance

Stop spying

Stop sucking your thumb

Grandma how come

Stop breastfeeding